Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65866
Antibiotics.
Preemptive STD drugs.
Viagra and meth.

Sometimes LSD.
But that's not easy to find
at "The Earth's Asshole".

Mountains of mushrooms.
Occasionally some pot.
Multivitamins.

Sometimes I take the
local witch doctor mixture.
Mountain tribe madman.
Haiku #65866
Posted: September 9, 2019 1:28 am ET
Poet & location: I don't need the Viagra, but it makes the meth more intense.