There's a lump down there.
I think it's an ingrown hair.
Had it for three year.

Sometimes it itches.
And it raps about bitches.
Wears drooping britches.

It's a new disease.
It's far worse than having fleas.
I asked it, "leave please".

It is here to stay.
I'm just glad that it's not gay.
What I'm tryn' to say.