Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #63109
Corned beef. I mean, wtf is that?! It's not corn, and I highly doubt that it's beef. Fucking Flippos and their synthetic foods made in China. Low life expectancy. But that's okay b/c of overpopulation and all that. Bad health habits, good for the world.
Haiku #63109
Posted: March 22, 2019 5:30 pm ET
Poet & location: Snorting Powdered MSG for Jesus!