Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62299
Alien morsels.
Chocolate not of this world.
Saved by a monster.

I'm quite new to this.
Never had my ass eaten.
Same time tomorrow?

Bring Bert and Ernie.
But you can have all the chips.
Alien love seeds.
Haiku #62299
Posted: February 18, 2019 2:49 pm ET
Poet & location: df of Please don't impregnate me.