Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62276
Henceforth you'll be called...
Darth Funtcart, Lord of Savage.
Rise, my apprentice.

Okay, enough fun.
Got to feed my dinosaur.
She's an herbivore.
Haiku #62276
Posted: February 17, 2019 10:39 pm ET
Poet & location: Lord Figpucker, having delusions of grandure