Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60919
The ass smell of dog
is indeed the dog's perfume.
Channel #5.

Tortoises eat poop.
But I have no idea why.
Protein or microbes.

Maybe I'll try it.
Could be why they live so long.
And what a great life!

Eating grass and poop.
Living in a dug out hole.
Yeah, I could do that.
Haiku #60919
Posted: November 12, 2018 7:29 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER