Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60715
I forgot to flush.
That's, my friend, my only crime.
Death sentence imposed.

Ah, fuck it, not in the mood to count.
5757575757557575757575. piss on it.

Take the o from count.
Then release your flatulence.
Then repeat step one.

You've got cunthfart cunt.

JOY!
Haiku #60715
Posted: November 3, 2018 6:19 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER