I see your point, sir.
Let's all return to flatus.
It only makes sense.

My momma always said.
Criminal is as criminal does.
So call the fuzz.

Those who complain of fart poetry, just don't get it.
In today's world farts and poop and goat raping are about the only sane things to write about. I mean, Jesus, just read the news!
Or turn off the fear mongering media teat and go for a walk. See if the world is really as bad as they tell you. Or stay inside and get all irate about silly shit and farts.

For some reason the words "pootie poot" keep circling my brain.