Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59925
Roosters are crowing.
I think I'll rape a chicken.
And force them to watch.

Fuckers wake me up.
Nah, I was already up.
But any excuse.

I was up because,
well, meth does that to a guy.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Haiku #59925
Posted: October 8, 2018 3:42 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER