Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59916
Popeye did gay porn.
When he ate spinach, look out.
Sphincter muskle clamp.

But all that fiber
made for messy money shots.
Set screw clean up hell.
Haiku #59916
Posted: October 8, 2018 6:51 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER