Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58997
Patient complaining of sore back
Diagnosed with interrelated cases of
Impacted colon and broken back
Cause: patient inserted head into anus
Immediately upon removal patient
Complains it's too bright demands Reversed procedure but staff refuse
Patient left still attempting reversal
Haiku #58997
Posted: August 31, 2018 5:33 pm ET
Poet & location: Sparklepony, MD of General Veterinarian Clinic