Will someone please change Starkitten's litter box?
It runneth over.

Have you ever farted from your penis?

It's quite a funny tickling sensation.

I would like to be tripping whilst air shoots out my dick.
What a wild time, that would be!

I wish I could drink more than I do, but I'm not really into alcohol that much. It's okay sometimes, but it's kind of numbing and boring.

My wife's ass is too fat. If I could I'd drug her into becoming a mindless zombie and whore her out to the fishermen by the dock and buy crack or DMT with the proceeds... just kidding... those aren't available here.

The streets overflow with garbage, both plastic and human. Dead lizard mozaic roadways. Vicious looking little fuckers. Makes you glad they're dead. I wouldn't mind them so much if they ate puppies and small children.