Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58934
Damn river turned brown
Michael Flatley is in town
Lord of the Shat Pants

From Shitkakago
Out pops the Cork in his bum
Everybody run!
Haiku #58934
Posted: August 28, 2018 9:01 pm ET
Poet & location: Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Sticka fork in him he's done