Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58427
The only time I drink alcohol is when
My stomach is seriously fucked
I'll have a little wine but other than that
I only use alcohol as hand sanitizer
I prefer thc, even though that makes
Me a bad person according to AG
Jeffy Sessions the evil elf from the
Bowels of Mordoor
Haiku #58427
Posted: April 15, 2018 5:49 am ET
Poet & location: dvd of I avoid even thc because it inhibits dreaming