Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57686
Penile implant.
Nile crocodile Lyle.
Ate Neffer-titty.

It is not normal.
Uncommon Tutankhamun.
He smoked too much hash.
Haiku #57686
Posted: November 25, 2017 9:50 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet