Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57651
I'm going out now.
Umbrella, hopping puddles.
I love my black drug.

Maybe I'll have cake.
And I just might eat it too.
Because, hey, I can.
Haiku #57651
Posted: November 16, 2017 3:07 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker is now in search of caffeine in almost any form.