Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57634
Graham's number stuck in your head?
Why, was he a fantastic date and you don't want to lose his contact info.
Just "like" him on Farcebook the way everyone else does.
Personally, I have Graham's crackers stuck in my bowels.
I should have bought some prune juice.
Oh, but those crackers didn't get in my bowels by the normal route.
I can see why you don't want to forget his number.
Graham is wild one! He iterated me all night long and could have kept going.
Haiku #57634
Posted: November 11, 2017 10:05 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker