Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57517
I'm trying to get Graham's crackers stuck in people's teeth. I coat them in caramel. Or something.

And the captcha is "Dentista guignes"... wow dentista and caramel in teeth. Jeezus, this shit is SCARY. Yet again it knows what I'm thinking before I type it.
Haiku #57517
Posted: October 18, 2017 10:54 am ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet