Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57240
Eighty megaton
high grade flatulence warhead;
Eggs, garlic, and beans.

Long bank teller lines.
Shopping mall elevators.
Romantic movies.
Haiku #57240
Posted: September 1, 2017 1:33 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of Craving Armageddon