If I had one month to live,
I would overdose on eggnog,
consuming enough nutmeg to
hallucinate myself into the
8th spatial dimension,
transcending time
and raping a T-rex.

I also like eggnog coffee.
None to be found in the Far East.
But if you like getting drunk on 4 day fermented coconut water and hanging out on the street corner, laughing with prostitutes, beggers, theives, drunks, and drug-addicts while eating hard-boiled duck abortions by moonlight, then this is the place for you!