Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #56204
Randell liked hotdogs.
Physicist with fuzzy cyst.
White bread Velveeta.

He's better off dead.
Sorority house orgy dreams.
He loved his Playboys.

"He looked like an ape."
But that would be rude to apes.
Canned meat and cum smell.
Haiku #56204
Posted: March 10, 2017 11:24 pm ET
Poet & location: df of stone katia