Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #56197
listen you know you
forget law vs grace and
all that sort of thing

the legal vis a
loving God, then we get to
witchcraft and flying

spaghetti monsters
and then the Goddess of the
Golden Apple there

old Eris, and all
some one to do is not Hail
Satan or Eris but

just hail a taxi
go home and jerk off to some
vhs porn off the grid
Haiku #56197
Posted: March 9, 2017 1:19 pm ET
Poet & location: vhs