Matsuo Bashō
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Haiku #54033
Ground Mongolian.
Man, woman, or child meat.
It makes tasty stew!

Order yours online.
Chinese Exotic Imports,
dot com, but of course.

Look for the red stamp:
Genuine Mongolian.
Comes with free spices.

We also carry
Philippino, Korean,
Thai, and Laotian.
Haiku #54033
Posted: July 15, 2016 8:07 pm ET
Poet & location: df. Get a free clay figurine with every order of 10 or more.