Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53828
On their wedding night
did Leia wear her two-piece
to get Han turned on?

I'm touching myself.
But better myself than you.
I would do Jabba.

Jabba reminds me
of what Vogons should look like
before prosthetics.

Is there a worm hole
from HItchhiker's to Star Wars
universes then?

Apparently the
worms have found their long lost hole.
They will soon be here.
Haiku #53828
Posted: May 16, 2016 2:43 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker