Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53790
I don't like Star Wars.
I used to, but now I don't;
it is too PG.

It needs some sex scenes.
Ugly Sith using The Force
to screw hot young girls.

Blowing up planets,
that is just so yesterday.
It needs something else.

Cannibalism
or harvesting live bodies
for a sacrifice.

Not very Disney,
But Star Wars VII bored me
with passe evil.
Haiku #53790
Posted: May 5, 2016 2:39 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker