Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53611
Holy fucking shit.
No way I'll read all of that.
I do it for fun.

Simpletons and whores.
They're out there enjoying life.
And look what we do.

What a sad, sad state,
my brother in misery.
Throw away your pen.

Liberate yourself.
Wallow in the mud and sing,
drink and fornicate!
Haiku #53611
Posted: April 1, 2016 12:27 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker