Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53290
I did not do that.
So your wife has a remote
for your computer?

Wow, you are a chump.
Next she'll make you stop going
to the titty bars.

Super Bowl Fifty.
From both states with legal pot.
Super BOWL, get it?
Haiku #53290
Posted: February 7, 2016 5:36 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet