Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53288
What did you think of
Star Wars Episode VII?
Was that gay, or what?!

Recycled old plots.
In four out of the seven
a space station blew.

I was like, "Again?!"
Kylo Ren, Kylo Stimpy.
Rae needs a nude scene.

Lucas fucked up bad.
He should have given Star Wars
to Tarantino.

It's the light saber
that says Bad Motherfucker.
Mace Jules in the house!

Supreme Leader Snoke,
I mean, what a fucking joke!
Elmo's scarier.

Okay, I'll stop there.
I think it's time for my nap.
Blanky and Elmo.
Haiku #53288
Posted: February 7, 2016 1:51 pm ET
Poet & location: df