Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53278
vhs smokes crack
he stole a baby car seat
to sell and buy meth

indeed trash trash trash
better be nice or I'll smash
your hand blown glass pipe

when white trash trash trash
it is rather amusing
like Jerry Springer

but when they cost you
about ten thousand dollars
by trashing your house

then you want them dead
and I do mean burned alive
barbecue with screams
Haiku #53278
Posted: February 6, 2016 3:12 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet