Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53266
Teleporter sex.
Captain Kirk fucked Jesus Christ.
They were energized.

Time travel sci-fi.
It never includes Jesus.
Which is so stupid!

If you could go back,
and I mean any era,
you would see Jesus.

Am I fucking right?
But of course; I always am.
I would film Jesus.

What an awesome porn!
The First Cumming of The Christ.
Oh yeah -- boundaries.
Haiku #53266
Posted: February 3, 2016 3:58 pm ET
Poet & location: Looking forward to burning in hell.