Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53251
You've not tried balot.
Most disgusting food there is.
Abortions to go.

<img src="http://www.bizarrefood.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/balut.jpg" width="175" height="175">

Not for the "Joe Blow".
Only eat them when your drunk.
And the moon is full.

It's a bonding snack.
Share one with a prostitute.
And get her pregnant.

This could be your kid.
Well, the abortion, I mean.
Happy Father's Day!
Haiku #53251
Posted: January 31, 2016 4:29 pm ET
Poet & location: df