Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53209
Google "Perrava".
You'll find links to webcam whores.
<u>I think she's an ex.</u>
I think you are wrong.
You do not look like an ass.
<u>But sure smell like one.</u>
Pull my right index.
Paroot ootoot toot tootoot.
<u>They smell good, don't they?</u>
So you see, friend Pee,
you who too doe'st reek of poo
<u>should oft write haiku.</u>
You're in urine luck.
Throw your hands, say what the fuck,
pay the whores to suck.
Haiku #53209
Posted: January 28, 2016 9:54 pm ET
Poet & location: DF of How many syllables does a fart sound have?