Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53206
You like lighter yolks?
I've never tried Egg Beaters.
I beat other things.

That was a bad yoke.
I need me a hole to poke.
So I don't waste eggs.
Haiku #53206
Posted: January 28, 2016 6:12 pm ET
Poet & location: DF