Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53064
I hate mosquitoes.
It's a sewage injection
with every bite.

Subcutaneous
cesspool infection pus sore
popped in McDonald's.

It's a rare honor.
The one US citizen
kicked out for grossness.

Maybe went too far
when I compared the pus to
their nasty mayonnaise.

But I do not care.
It made the fries taste better.
Fucking mosquitoes.
Haiku #53064
Posted: November 28, 2015 9:04 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of Is this better?