Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #52795
Pick them by their hair.
Or pick them by skin color.
Or pick them by how beautiful and/or large their genitalia are, in fact that should be a requirement, and we need a constitutional amendment saying that all public officials must have starred in at least 3 popular porn movies before being allowed to take office.
Haiku #52795
Posted: August 6, 2015 10:53 am ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet