Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #51897
Why does he repeat
the same thing all the damn time?
He's just that stupid?

I mean, I'm a troll,
but at least I mix it up
and try for some laughs.

Any truth to the
gay Star Wars wedding postings?
That would be too cool.

I'll go have a drink.
Rum and some Naked fruit juice.
Antioxidants! ;-)
Haiku #51897
Posted: January 11, 2015 10:53 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of In the south barn.