Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #51894
What do you get
when a jugalo gets old?
You get iamback.

"w00t! w00t!" (Now THAT is GAY!)

I'd rather be gay
than fuck iamback's "girl friend".
Fat trailer park whore.

Haiku #51894
Posted: January 11, 2015 10:08 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Gaydar with R2D2 Buttplug