Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #51717
I was also raped.
Except that I sold my ass.
Damn Jello pudding.

I sold my soul.
And I also sold my hole.
Butterscotch pudding.

I'll do anything.
Yes, I like Jello that much.
Fat Albert flavor.
Haiku #51717
Posted: November 26, 2014 4:42 pm ET
Poet & location: Obamas daughters' other dog, Sunny. of White House Back Lawn