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Haiku #51717
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I was also raped.
Except that I sold my ass.
Damn Jello pudding.
I sold my soul.
And I also sold my hole.
Butterscotch pudding.
I'll do anything.
Yes, I like Jello that much.
Fat Albert flavor.
Haiku #
51717
Posted:
November 26, 2014 4:42 pm ET
Poet & location:
Obamas daughters' other dog, Sunny.
of
White House Back Lawn
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