Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #51709
I want to buy crack.
I do not want to smoke it.
It is for my whore.

She's in my basement.
Locked up so she can't run off.
All she needs is crack.
Haiku #51709
Posted: November 24, 2014 9:59 am ET
Poet & location: Bill Cosby