Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50961
Quality of dick
is better than quantity.
A sackful, harumph!!

Mao Sugiyama cooked his own genitalia and garnished them with mushrooms and parsley
Five guests paid around
Haiku #50961
Posted: June 6, 2014 7:44 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker Lecter