Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50692
Whilst performing the expulsion of unutilized nutrients, unintentionally high decibel methane releases excite late-adolescence gender-confused females neurologically stimulated by 1,3,7-trimethyl-1H-purine-2,6(3H,7H)-dione in the adjecent enclosure located within close audible proximity (previously engaged in nonchalant reciprocated groping and aggressive osculation upon a pre-owned divan) into bursting with uncontrollable guffaws.
Yes, it was I. Be not jealous.
Haiku #50692
Posted: January 10, 2014 9:38 am ET
Poet & location: Kim Kardashian's new porno of Hollywood