Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50659
Yes, butt-chugging's gross.
College kids do it mostly.
Look it up, it's real.

Real gross, that's to say.
Can't handle reality?
Then you go away.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html

Alcohol poison
Through an anal enema
What fun, Kappa Delts!
Haiku #50659
Posted: January 2, 2014 9:06 am ET
Poet & location: Butt Chugging Paint Thinner