Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50581
team so and so
versus team such and such and
i don't wanna play

werewolfs and vampeers
and wtf happened to
the masquerade? shit

replaced by the worm
sparkly vampires and lycans
but ain't that fans

fantasy lovers all
woof woof and bite bite
and mine's methodist
Haiku #50581
Posted: December 15, 2013 7:54 pm ET
Poet & location: vhs