Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50577
What the fuck happened?
Where is all the poetry?
Aren't you all poets?

I'm not inspired.
I think I'll take a big poop.
And then I'll eat it.

Yummy yum yum yum.
Juicy brown poop in my tum.
Recycling food.
Haiku #50577
Posted: December 15, 2013 5:22 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet