Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50509
I shat gold bullion.
(From snorting too much gold dust.)
Disney Fairy glam.

I want a Watson.
It will be my new laptop.
Yottabytes of porn.
Haiku #50509
Posted: December 5, 2013 1:46 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker. of Invest in raw sewage.