Oh, well, my heavens!
The poor little teabagger
has had quite enough!

Here here, good fellow!
Time to put these socialist
beggars in their place!

Socialist "art" work
has no place on this refined
public message board.

Although I'd hardly
call poetry about farts
any sort of art.

And all this business
about beastiality,
it's rather horrid!

What sort of monster
could concoct such disgusting
nonsense as all that?!

I bet Obama
or his cohorts are posting
as Darth Figpucker

Just so that he can
piss off all you teabaggers
with socialist art.

If "art" pisses you
off, then you need to get off
of this small planet.