Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50170
Goan to jiggin ows.
Den be vuggin dem jiggins.
An' cut day heh off.

Day squeeze up on ya.
An yo goan screem all appy.
An yo nu' go dry.

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Haiku #50170
Posted: September 20, 2013 4:24 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth figpucker