Orc's are sooo hot!
I'd bang the whole Orc army.
Make them give me head.

Remove Prince Albert
For the snaggle tooth BJ
lest it gets ripped off.

Mordor can take pics
to put on the internet.
Golom shoots the vid.

Seriously though,
ever seen a lady orc?
So how do they breed?

Maybe this is why
orcs are always so pissed off.
They can't get any!