Bland is as bland does.
The net is what we make it.
Mirrors do not lie.

My momma always
said haiku are like a big
box of chocolates.

At least this is not
a poetry reading where
geeks try to get laid!

Yow 'n mah jiggin'
ows! No mee comin' rown nyah
vuggin' mah jiggins!