Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50140
VHS equals
Very Horny Son-of-a-
bitch. Ha ha ha ha.

Is your face rotting?
Dipping too much Skoal worm dirt?
Chewing Tobacco?

You are not alone.
Chewbacca chewed tobacco.
And he's dying too.

But Disney killed him.
A slow painful death it is.
Far worse than cancer.
Haiku #50140
Posted: September 16, 2013 9:14 am ET
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